Thursday, February 5, 2015

Invention #, let's say, 1: Braille Shampoo

And conditioner and soap and body lotion.

Here's the deal: every once in a while I do bathroom events in the wrong order. Meaning, I walk in there knowing that taking my contacts out should always be the very last thing I do, but something about my eyeballs distracts me, and I end up taking them out first, and then having to do everything with zombie arms.

I'm in a hotel right now and the conditioner, shampoo, and body lotion are all the same shape and size. It occurred to me that if I were blind right now, I would never know which was which, and I would run a one out of three chance of putting the wrong products on the wrong body parts.

Note: I'm in the handicapped room.

Solution: put braille on all bathroom products. And everything else. Like bleach. Then a blind person won't accidentally make a bomb!

I'm not gonna make this, and I'd rather have blind people have better showers than me make a few bucks, so feel free to steal my inventions and give me a little verbal credit. I have a lot of good ones. I'll keep telling you them so that you can steal more if you want.

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