Tuesday, February 3, 2015

TV Show Review: Celebrity Apprentice: Who Stole My Phone?

I haven't finished watching this yet, but I needed to interject: in all my years of watching this show, something has gnawed at me, and finally today it was addressed.

On reality shows -- not just this one -- people are constantly accusing each other of this or that, and then the accused people deny their actions. It kills me. Everything they do is videorecorded and witnessed by five or more other people. Why would anyone lie? I know that it's possible they just misremember stuff, but it seems to happen a little too often.

In this episode, though, Vivica says she didn't tweet something, and everyone else says she did. I found it really irritating that she denied it, because it would be the easiest thing in the world just to check. When they finally checked, and she still denied it, I gained a little faith in the concept of reality TV (don't worry; I didn't gain much) but I lost faith in the way human memory operates.

Like I said, I'm not done watching, but it seems pretty clear that she'll get fired. I'm fine with that, because it's already annoying when people say "literally" all the time when it's not true, but Vivica says "quite literally" instead, and she is still "quite" wrong. I need to scroll back and find what she said, but it was something about butts.

***

Okay, she didn't get fired. I'm still not done watching, but something else just happened. It was bothering me the whole time that no one told Ian the following two things:
1. That he is tone-deaf (he really wanted to record himself singing, and he really is, like, clinically tone-deaf, and I think he needs to know this)
2. That he was attempting copyright infringement.

Finally, Donald Trump just told him he was copying it. THANK YOU.

I still haven't remembered what the butt quote was.

***

No one knows I have this blog, so I just want to say... friggen DECIMATED! I love this show! I hate Donald Trump's politics and everything, but I just love his insane dictatorial attitude.

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